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On the plane. Wait. “We have an oil leak.” Off the plane. Wait. Nurse another sinus infection. Wait. Only three more hours. Enjoy!
After the fact: It was five more hours when all was said and done.
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
So now that you’re back..or will be back…What’s the deal with the purple hair? 😛
Steve Expounded Thusly:
I tell ya, the purple hair thing may be the best thing that could have happened to these pictures. They add a touch of the bizarre to an otherwise generally unintriguing series of posts.
(Okay, the animatronic dairy products are pretty amusing, and Catherine spinning fire was pretty interesting despite the picture sucking…)
Mom Expounded Thusly:
You do seem to have a problem with flights these days! What’s up with that? And another sinus infection??? Surgery must be in your future plans!
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
Uh-oh…now mom’s commenting.
Can’s wait for some racey posts!@ LOL
Steve Expounded Thusly:
Well, back in may, this happened. I can assure you that the really racy posts don’t make it online!
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
You have to admit, though, it’s cool that your mom could find her way to a blog!
Steve Expounded Thusly:
Well, with some help from her son. Of course, she is a very sophisticated and clever mom, so she has no trouble with these new-fangled concepts. (And she uses a Mac. Need I say more?)
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
Ah yeah..the mac mom. Many of my co-workers have been helping their parents or in-laws buy their first computers….All macs of course. And the cool thing is, a few of their mom’s wanted and got iPods! My one friend’s mom listens to her Nano while cleaning the house, to block out her husband’s rants. Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
Mom Expounded Thusly:
“A very sophisticated and clever mom”? Wow! Christmas must be coming! Seriously, thank you for the kind words, son. And yes, I know the really “racy” posts do not make it online (not completely because of me, I hope). You never know WHO might read these things! A boss? A Grandma? Interesting to contemplate who is out there in space reading one’s writings on a “blog”.
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
So where can those of who aren’t relatives go to read the racey posts? LOL
Steve Expounded Thusly:
Ha ha! It’s working! Through flattery, I am bound to get some kind of wonderful gift this Christmas! Like that box of rubber bands I’ve been wanting. All the pieces are falling into place.
My mom has, in fact, been bugging me to get her a list of what I want for Christmas, which I have yet to do. I’ve not been inspired. Plus I’m simply dang busy. What gives?
As for the racy posts, be looking for The Nude Wren Forum, coming soon!
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
The Nue Wren Forum? I’d imagine we’ll all be able to post picts? LOL!
Steve Expounded Thusly:
Yes, it will be open to all. For a $24.95/month automatically recurring fee.
G-Man Expounded Thusly:
Sound fair to me…anything to post nudie pix of myself.
NOT!
“The Wren Forum – Pornocopia”
The Wren Forum » No, Really Thank You for Your Patience Expounded Thusly:
So I’ve been very quiet on here lately, aside from all the comments on the last Thanksgiving post. And it just so happens something happened today that is relevant to that post. […]
Steve Expounded Thusly:
All this talk of nudity has left me feeling unclean. I must go purge the tarnish from my soul with a reading of The Bible for Dummies and a selection of Amy Grant songs.
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