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I know I love cereal, but this is ridiculous:

Cereal Bounty

Most of the cereals are easily recognizable, a couple aren’t, and two unmarked bags add a dash of mystery. Therefore, the first person to post a comment listing what each of the 14 boxes or bags of cereal is will win a box of the cereal of their choice, sent directly to them at any postal address. And when I say “of their choice,” I mean of their choice. It does not have to be shown in the picture. (Though it has to be available in the States. Nothing wacky from Japan, please!)

If any of the items in a list are too vague, I will ask for clarification.

I’m serious. List away! Who wouldn’t want free cereal?

HINT: Click on the picture for a larger version.


Chuck Expounded Thusly:


Here goes,

—Frosted Flakes, because I see Tony the Tiger.
—KIX, Kid Tested, Steve Approved.
—Life, because he likes it. He REALLY likes it.
—Cocoa Rice Krispies, Lets face it, the plain ones can use whatever help they can get.
—Newman’s Own Blueberry Pecan, because it’s written on the box.
—Fruity Cheerios, didn’t even know that existed.
—Chocolate Lucky Charms, because normally it just tastes like cat chow and marshmallows.
—Honey Nut Cheerios, because Cheerios never travel alone.
—More Fruity Cheerios, could be Froot Loops, but those seem too small.

ON THE TOP SHELF | Left to Right:

—Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds, I guess.
—More Chocolate Lucky Charms
—Puffins, either original or cinnamon
—Some west coast cereal made to keep people in those parts regular. Seems bran-like or wheat.
—Another one of those. but made with strawberries instead. Seems bran-like or wheat, with strawberries.
—BONUS Morton’s Iodized Salt, to counterbalance.


Sunday, August 13th, 2006 • 7:56pm • Permalink

SSneaky Expounded Thusly:

Does Chuck really have nothing else to do? And that was FAST!

My question is, what will he chose as his prize?

Monday, August 14th, 2006 • 5:19pm • Permalink

Steve Expounded Thusly:

I feel I must clarify that this is Chuck in NYC, not chuck in BVHE.

No one else is having a go yet? Well, Chuck has done a fantastic job. That is all I will say for now. Come on, all you pansies! You gonna go down without a fight?

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 • 9:04am • Permalink

The Wren Forum » Too Many Toothpastes! Expounded Thusly:

You may feel that, following my cereal post, I have no right to speak out against an overabundance of variety. […]

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 • 3:21pm • Permalink • This is a Pingback

Steve Expounded Thusly:

There seems to be some confusion: THE CONTEST IS STILL OPEN. Though, certainly, Chuck will be getting a box of cereal both for his speediness and because he doesn’t shop at— OOPS! I almost gave away the final two boxes!

Well, nevertheless, bring it on, people. Let’s go! It’s a free box of cereal at stake, here!

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 • 1:41pm • Permalink

Peter Expounded Thusly:

I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 • 3:32pm • Permalink

Jim Expounded Thusly:

i tried, sorry

Friday, April 4th, 2008 • 12:16pm • Permalink


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