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Today is chock full o’ annoying news to delight the infuriation centers of the brain.

First off, Clear Channel is asking that the relaxed rules on station ownership be relaxed even more. Why? Because how can a fat man get even fatter if his pants only have a 96″ waist?

Next comes news from George B. himself, a consistent source for annoying news. He admitted that we did (“did”?) indeed have secret prisons overseas for holding terrorism suspects. Gee, quel suprise. He also pretty much insults the Supreme Court, says that anti-torture laws are vague and keep our guys from “doing their jobs in a thorough and professional way,” and asked Congress to pass legislation that will make it okay to try by military tribunal pretty much anyone, including Americans. If you can stomach it, read the transcript here. Or if you prefer a more progressive slant, read a transcript from today’s Democracy Now.

Want to enjoy some more RIAA fun? Good! Well, a defendant in one of those ridiculous RIAA music file swapping cases has asked that an independent third party be allowed to examine her hard drive for the evidence the RIAA seeks instead of sending it directly to a party of the RIAA’s choosing. Sounds entirely reasonable, but of course the RIAA does a little legal whiny dance, pounding its little fists on how unfair the world is.

Finally, some levity, though the levity arises from sour milk. The Onion still has some quality left in it, as their story on the dedication of the ground zero 9/11 Memorial Hole demonstrates. Wanna know what’s been going on and why we only have a hole there? Believe it or not, I’m going to send you over to USA Today for a fun interactive Ground Zero Development delay map! Fun and 9/11! They go together like over-eager 5th anniversary media coverage and tact!


Robb Expounded Thusly:

Well, you delivered what you promised.


Friday, September 8th, 2006 • 8:59am • Permalink

Steve Expounded Thusly:

I aim to please. I aim to please.

(Repeating a phrase like that in a slow drawl imparts a kindly sort of smugness that I find comforting. Unless it’s done in a slow, Southern drawl. Then I feel vaguely uneasy.)

Friday, September 8th, 2006 • 10:09am • Permalink

tanya Expounded Thusly:

I am sick of annoying news. How about some pictures?! Those are usually fun.

Friday, September 8th, 2006 • 4:09pm • Permalink

The Wren Forum » Oh, Very Well… Here’s Some Better News Expounded Thusly:

[…] Come, Let Me Annoy You with Annoying News […]

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The Wren Forum » What is WRONG with You People? Expounded Thusly:

[…] Come, Let Me Annoy You with Annoying News […]

Saturday, September 9th, 2006 • 9:44pm • Permalink • This is a Pingback

The Wren Forum » Feed Bag o’ Stuff Expounded Thusly:

[…] First: I motioned a while ago how the RIAA was complaining because a defendant in a file swapping case demanded that a neutral third party pull the data off her hard drive instead of a party chosen by Sony and the RIAA themselves. Well, the judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh ooooh. Take that you RIAA babies! […]

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