I am so very embarrassed to share this guy’s name. I’m sure we’ve all seen this clip before, but it’s worth revisiting.

Look at this man! He’s a nutjob! Look at those scary, crazy eyes! That tilted-head look is what I’d expect my own eyes to see right before an ice pick is rammed into my heart by a woods-dwelling maniac.

Steve Ballmer, a woods-dwelling maniac. Seems about right.

This great post, “Dinosaurs with Jetpacks,” talks about Universal’s decision to keep its online DRM-free music off of iTunes. Hmm. Universal is perhaps not as stupid as it appears.

Or maybe it is. For, you see, Universal has said that it supports HD DVD and not Blu-ray because the format war helps the consumer. Holy smokes! Universal is as stupid as it appears! Yes?

Well, when you get into conglomerate shenanigans like this, words like “stupid” and “moronic” are of no relevance. Only “greedy” works.