Am I a handsome dog, or what?
[Sadly, the picture that once accompanied this post has been lost into the jaws of time. Unless John wants to re-post it… —Ed.]
Stupid Steve Expounded Thusly:
Hello, Edward. Sorry your owner was too stupid to figure out how to put up a picture earlier. Sorry, too, that I was too stupid to figure it out myself a couple weeks ago. I’m sorry, little doggie, that all us humans are so so stupid.
Edward Expounded Thusly:
That’s OK, Steve. I am too stupid to figure out how to figure out the Alternative Minimum Tax, so I understand that even dogs aren’t all that smart when it comes right down to it.
Sorry, I ain't takin' no comments on this page. Deal, y'hear?