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DUDE! FearFactor is having auditions tomorrow ! for couples, friends, siblings, what not ! $50,000! I need you to be my exhuberant other half. Come fly to the US tonite! I’ll see you in the morning… no? awe.
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The flights are booked, but I’ve hired a donkey cart from here to New York, a Vespa from New York to L.A., then I can hitch a ride back to Miami with a circus and then get back across to London by hearse. I hope we make it on the show!
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