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I got the following e-mail at Yahoo! Personals. I’m not going to make fun of his English, because… Oh, okay, I guess posting it is making fun of it.
Hello from Russia!!!
My name is Aleksey. To me 27 years. I liked your structure and I want to get acquainted with you closer. I search long attitudes, a constancy, I want to find an output to my latent desires. If you want with me to get acquainted I shall send you the photo.
How delightful that a seeker of long attitudes is enamored with my structure!
Boris, to me 37 years Expounded Thusly:
C’mon, we’re ALL enamored with your structure. And who isn’t looking for a constancy, much less an output for their latent desires? He is a lonely soul looking for someone to keep him warm on those cold Siberian evenings.
Steve's Evil Twin, Steve Expounded Thusly:
VERY MEAN AND SNARKY COMMENT APPROACHING:
Perhaps this poor, lonely boy can burn his English dictionary to keep warm. He obviously doesn’t need it.
AAAAAAAH! I had to say it.
Sorry, I ain't takin' no comments on this page. Deal, y'hear?