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I got the following e-mail at Yahoo! Personals. I’m not going to make fun of his English, because… Oh, okay, I guess posting it is making fun of it.

Hello from Russia!!!
My name is Aleksey. To me 27 years. I liked your structure and I want to get acquainted with you closer. I search long attitudes, a constancy, I want to find an output to my latent desires. If you want with me to get acquainted I shall send you the photo.

How delightful that a seeker of long attitudes is enamored with my structure!


Boris, to me 37 years Expounded Thusly:

C’mon, we’re ALL enamored with your structure. And who isn’t looking for a constancy, much less an output for their latent desires? He is a lonely soul looking for someone to keep him warm on those cold Siberian evenings.

Wednesday, July 21st, 2004 • 1:07pm • Permalink

Steve's Evil Twin, Steve Expounded Thusly:


Perhaps this poor, lonely boy can burn his English dictionary to keep warm. He obviously doesn’t need it.

AAAAAAAH! I had to say it.

Thursday, July 22nd, 2004 • 9:56am • Permalink


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