Sinister Steve Expounded Thusly:

Now let’s not make fun of others! Don’t forget, I can see all your IP addresses. Not only does that mean I can tell this Anonymous is different from the real 69 Anonymous, but it also means that I can withdraw money from all your bank accounts, buy houses in all your names, write felony-worthy letters to the President containing biometric clues linking them to you, and sneak up on small children unawares and knock melting treats from their hands.

I have the power of IP.

The Amazing Randy Expounded Thusly:

Oh, I’ve just been informed that that was *ES*P. I stand corrected.