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I’ve just experienced a dose of double instantaneous karma.

I got back home from running an errand I really wish I hadn’t had to run. A clothing place was re-sewing all the buttons onto a shirt I’d bought because, thanks to some poor worker in Kazakhstan (no kidding!), the buttons didn’t align with the button holes.

So I had to go pick up the shirt before I leave for a week in sunny Anaheim.

On the way to the shop, I ran a red light on Melrose, trying to get through it because I was frustrated with traffic and Matt, who was too lazy to leave his house to meet me for food.

I cringed! Running a red light! Okay, well, I didn’t kill anyone. I turned left onto a street to park. As I slowly trolled for a spot, there was a sudden BAM! *crunch* and I saw pieces of someone’s rear-view mirror shatter past my windshield.

Scared the hell out of me at first, but then that was instantly replaced with “God dammit!” Of course, my mind went through the “leave a note or just run for it?” debate. Finally, knowing that this kind of thing had happened to me before, I pulled over and left a note with my number.

I picked up my shirt, in a foul mood, and thankfully it fit correctly now.

On the way back to my car, I decided I had to record the info on the car I hit, just in case the guy (only guys own Impala SSs) decided to say I’d hit his Bentley. As I finished up making a voice memo on my new cell phone, a guy in a mohawk came up with his stunningly beautiful girlfriend. He was looking at me funny, which was understandable.

After explaining that’d I’d smashed his mirror and was just getting his car info, he said he was so shocked and impressed that I’d stopped that it was no big deal. I could just give him $100 and we’d call it finished.

I walked to an ATM and gave him the cash. The whole time, he was vocal about how cool it was that I’d stopped in the first place, how narrow the streets can be, and how most people just normally scoot when that happens. We chatted for a few minutes, then went to our separate cars.

Instantaneous karma. Run a red light/smash a mirror. Stop to leave a note/get off with only having to pay $100. All within 15 minutes.

And in case you were wondering, my mirror was fine. Just some bad scuff marks. Whew!

4 Comments

Matt Expounded Thusly:

Im sorry ! I can just hear you say that “GOD DAMMIT” You are such a heathen !

Anyway.. I wish today could have gone accordingly to your plan and we could have had a nice lunch before you left but unfortunately GOD and the drinks I had last night prevented me from abling myself to get into my car and drive out to meet you.

I hope you understand. I know you don’t but I think maybe you do. Right? No? Hmm. OK. Let’s pray.

Saturday, August 21st, 2004 • 7:35pm • Permalink

Steve the Dictator Expounded Thusly:

Yes, I deleted some comments. Turns out they were made in horrible misunderstanding. And I’m coming around to the idea that bitching and nitpicking should be done in person sometimes. (And for those of you who can’t tell, Matt’s comment is in fun! So laugh!)

Saturday, August 21st, 2004 • 11:05pm • Permalink

Matt Expounded Thusly:

Oh why? Misunderstandings and Nitpicking can be FUN for others to watch!

(I’m doing it again.. being funny, witty, bitchy, sarcastic, and cute – all at the same time… For more go to http://thatmattdude.blogspot.com… Ok so Im being shameless too)

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 • 3:21pm • Permalink

The Wren Forum » Under the Seat Expounded Thusly:

[…] Remember when I hit that guy’s mirror just over a week ago? Well, here it is. Which makes sense, because I didn’t see any glass on the ground around the Impala after I hit it. I thought it strange at the time, but not worth fretting over. Maybe it simply disintegrated or… Who knows? […]

Friday, October 28th, 2005 • 3:42pm • Permalink • This is a Pingback

 

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