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Steve, can you please come pay us a visit, because we keep running out of jam and it would be useful to have someone here whose finger can squirt jam. Very useful indeed.


Steve Expounded Thusly:

I somehow deleted the post but was able to retrieve the words. So here it is again.

And, to answer your question, I cater! I can squirt various spreads out of my fingers, so if you hire someone who dispenses bread from their elbows and someone else who produces thinly-sliced lunch meat from their ears, we can make a great lunch team.

Thursday, October 28th, 2004 • 10:46pm • Permalink

John Expounded Thusly:

Do you squirt different condiments out of different fingers? Or do they all come out of the same one, like one of those old Bic pens that had green, blue, red and black ink cartridges all in one single blue-and-white ballpoint pen?

Thursday, October 28th, 2004 • 11:56pm • Permalink


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