What do I say to something as stupid as this?

It’s an e-bay listing that expires in three days, so in summary, a guy who is really bad at spelling and grammar is selling his grilled cheese sandwich with, as you can see, the face of “the Virgin Mary” on it. Festooned with genetically-enhanced ellipses and clip-art Mardi Gras masks, his posting is, I deem, suspect, or, at the very least, crappy.

Jesus, put any lady’s face in an unusual place and it becomes the Virgin Mary. Why not say, “Hey, I made this grilled cheese sandwich and the face of Traci Lords was on it! Bid high!”

Thanks to Sven yet again for a wacky link.