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That’s it, that’s it!

It’s all over. The Virgin Mary contest is all over!

At $28,000, the winning bid is placed by … an online casino, naturally. Huh?

Find out what happened to the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich.

(Plus tremendous gratifaction if you know the oblique film reference made in the first two lines of this post.)


John Expounded Thusly:

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Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 • 10:35am • Permalink

Steve Expounded Thusly:

Holy cow! Okay, this is disturbing. Talking about having a sense of awe… THIS IS NOT IT! Well, people can, of course, spend their money however they choose, but for something that is not really the Virgin Mary? Oy!

I prefer to spend my money on things like Twinkies. Now THERE’S euphoria for you!

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 • 12:27pm • Permalink

Ignorant Steve Expounded Thusly:

P.S.: I do not know the reference…

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 • 12:28pm • Permalink

John Expounded Thusly:

That’s it! That’s it! It’s all over. The Wonka Contest is all over! The fifth and final ticket has been found, and we’ve got a live report coming in directly now from Paraguay, South America …

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 • 1:19pm • Permalink

Rodney Expounded Thusly:

That’s not the Virgin Mary – it’s obviously Sissy Spacek!

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 • 1:58pm • Permalink

Steve (Bass Player) Expounded Thusly:

Did Sissy play Veruca Salt, or was she in the band of the same name? I can’t recall…

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004 • 2:06am • Permalink

Rodney Expounded Thusly:

No – Sissy played Dolly Parton in “Coal Miner’s Daughter’s Best Friend’s neighbor 2”

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004 • 9:29am • Permalink

Steve Expounded Thusly:

Oh yes, That movie. I love it. Especially the part where Burt Reynolds chases Sissy through town in his Camaro. Poor Sissy!

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004 • 9:16pm • Permalink

John the Love Boat Fiend Expounded Thusly:

But the best part was when Charo showed up for no reason other than to shake her maracas and shriek, “Coochie-coochie-coo!”

Thursday, November 25th, 2004 • 12:13am • Permalink


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