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I am soon to leave for the airport. Off to New York for TuHanksGiving. Yes, it’s a red-eye, so I don’t get in until 9:30 tomorrow morning. Oh, and I get to fly through Pittsburgh! What’s in Pittsburgh?

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


John Expounded Thusly:

Hope you had a safe flight. I made two pies tonight. Yes, two. One apple, one mincemeat. Both have handmade, from-scratch crusts. The apple pie has apples personally peeled, cored and sliced by me, as well as my own blend of spices.

Too bad they’ll be wasted on people I don’t even know. My by-gay-partnership “relatives.” Joy.

Thursday, November 25th, 2004 • 12:15am • Permalink

Rodney Expounded Thusly:

A little Visine is good for that Red-eye. Thankfully, though, it’s not pink-eye. I hope you have (had) a nice Holiday. God bless us, everyone!

Saturday, November 27th, 2004 • 3:38pm • Permalink

Steve Expounded Thusly:

Johnny boy, I hope your pies went over well. Um, I hate to ask this, but who the hell eats mincemeat pies? And is that the one without any meat in it whatsoever, just lots of fruitcake-like fruit?

I need to be educated.

I contracted neither pink eye nor halipotaptiositis during my flight, so I consider the holiday great. I’ll post something more detailed!

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 • 11:06am • Permalink

John the Pieman Expounded Thusly:

They were the hit of the party. Jeff’s possibly murderous grandfather said that everyone needs to take pie-making lessons from me, particulary crust lessons.

Yes, much to my surprise, people do like mincemeat pies. I got the idea of making one from Desperate Housewives, but I don’t actually like them myself. Though they do smell exactly like Christmas when they’re baking.

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 • 8:29pm • Permalink


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