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I know this will come as an absolute SHOCK to everyone on this board (and I do mean everyone), but I have a stunning revelation to pass along. I just learned it last night and I am still reeling:

Soylent Green is people!


Steve (After Throwing Up) Expounded Thusly:

This is ghastly. And I had a huge Soylent Green sandwich, piled high, with a Soylent Green side salad and Soylent Green shake.

NOW how will I get my protein???

Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 • 6:02pm • Permalink

John Expounded Thusly:

Try switching to Soylent Yellow. It’s only dried, ground-up seal urine.

Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 • 6:42pm • Permalink

Rodney Expounded Thusly:

I believe Charleton Heston eventually became Soylent Green as well. Shame, really.

Friday, December 10th, 2004 • 11:41am • Permalink


Sorry, I ain't takin' no comments on this page. Deal, y'hear?