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I must post this joke.

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force
One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, “You know, I could
throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $100.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Cheney says, “Of
course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and
make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his
co-pilot, “Such big shots back there….. hell, I could throw all of
them out the window and make 49 million people very happy.”

1 Comment

Rodney Expounded Thusly:

The real joke is that it’s actually more than 49 million.

Wednesday, December 15th, 2004 • 6:47am • Permalink


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