Bait
SAMerican Revolution Expounded Thusly:
Steve, why are you trying to bait us? Have we done something wrong?
PS Congrats on the toothbrushes. I am so excited for you! (it’s the little things, you know)
Steve Expounded Thusly:
The bait is not for my friends but for those who would seek to overthrow me by hijacking my site with code to forward readers to stupid sites that say "Ha Ha Ha You Suck" underneath pictures of babies giving you the finger or of those awful cartoon people whose eyes are popping out and their adams apples are sticking out and their skin is sickly and greenish. You know what I mean. That is, if you grew up in the ’70s.
John Expounded Thusly:
You mean like the ones from Wacky Packages?
Sorry, I ain't takin' no comments on this page. Deal, y'hear?