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I’m freaking out. I was supposed to leave for London on Saturday, but because the lovely and talented Ms. P. has decided Saturday is THE ONLY DAY she can do a photo shoot, I now have to leave on Thursday, and I now have to get four days’ of work done in two.
YIKES!
Dr. Technobabble Expounded Thusly:
You need to create a synchratic feedback loop by attaching any standard RDS (Relative Dimensional Stablaizer) through your Infinite Improbabilty Drive (not forgetting to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow – duh) and you can complete the work before you actually started. Of course, you may inadvertently return from the London trip before you left.
John Expounded Thusly:
OK, thanks. Useful tips! I’ll get started on that. Appreciate it, doc!
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