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I went to Target today to get a few things before heading to the airport and I have a major, major find to announce:
Of course, they are in the shape of SpongeBob Squarepants. Is that a plus or a minus?
Steve Expounded Thusly:
Oh, such a joy! However—and here’s where you’ll roll your eyes and say, “Jesus, Steve, are you never satisfied?—those kid’s brushes have really small brush heads. It’s like brushing one’s teeth with four or five bristles. Tedious and, more importantly, unsatisfying.
Why, oh, WHY do they not make fun toothbrushes for adults? An extra-soft brush with South Park characters, for instance…
Rodney Expounded Thusly:
I suppose, even in toothbrushes, size really does count…
J Expounded Thusly:
Are you NEVER satisfied?!
I’ll take a look over here. You know those Brits — they’re scared of their teeth. Maybe they’ve got soft brushes here.
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