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I feel cheated. I came to the site to see Steve’s first Parisian trip report, since he is leaving today, and I get nothing. Nothing. NOTHING. What a rip. At least an airport report would be nice!
SAMerican Revolution Expounded Thusly:
Well, Day One has come and gone in the Franco Zone and no word from Steve. He will be punished.
Steve (Jet Lagged) Expounded Thusly:
Yo, jokers, gimme time! I was on a plane all day! I promise at least one amusing picture and some fun tales.
Meesa Jar-Jar Expounded Thusly:
It is 12:24 p.m. on Friday and I’m still waiting. You know, after a while, even fans start walking away. I should know that as well as anyone …
Steve Expounded Thusly:
Alright, you American pigdogs! It’s 1:15am here, and I have finished Days 1 AND 2! I hope you are happy! (It was fun relating the tales of my run-ins with power. I hope it’s fun to read.)
Oh, and there’s search now. Why? Because I didn’t want to get to bed TOO early…
Sorry, I ain't takin' no comments on this page. Deal, y'hear?