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Now I feel bad! So you did not put any steamy (of which there were none) encounters (of which there were none) on your France site because I was reading your site? Man – how true it is that Mom’s can ruin everything! But I probably should not feel too bad that you did not list any erotic (of which there were none) fun times (of which there were none) since there was nothing to report, right??
SAMerican Revolution Expounded Thusly:
Listen to your mother, Steve. She sounds very wise…And I’m sure she’d close her eyes at all the good parts.
Steve Expounded Thusly:
I find this all incredibly surreal and strange! As wise as the folks may be, I still will not be able to reveal any of my personal sexual exploits online until my transformation from Disney employee to Hot Gay Porn Star is fully complete. Anytime before that would be blowing my wad.
As it were.
Sorry, I ain't takin' no comments on this page. Deal, y'hear?