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Well, how about this. I am the subject of a “Missed Connections” post on Craig’s List. I never read Craig’s List (though I sold my TV there). But Richard’s friend asked him if it might be me. Lo and behold, it is. This is so hilarious! I think I know who it is, but I guess I should contact him to find out for sure.

As proof, and for everyone’s entertainment, I’ll post the post below. Matt, my “Asian buddy,” can confirm this is me.

To answer your questions, yes, I was going commando, and no, I am only in shape, not “way-in-shape.”

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Disney Guy at Sunday Pride – m4m – 40

Dear dark blond, surfer-type guy that stopped at my booth and completed the survey for us at LA Pride on Sunday… You were very chill and relaxed. You were wearing only your brown shorts. They were hanging off of your way-in-shape body. (My friends and I noticed that you probably had to be there commando.) You wore only the shorts, sandals and shoulder-length hair. And your confidence! You also had nice light-colored eyes. Your Asian buddy was along, too. “Just friends,” I hope.

I chatted with you a bit. I complimented you, too … I know that you heard me say it. I asked about your work, and you said “Disney”. All this, and I didn’t go further and exchange info. I wish that I had, and won’t make that mistake again.

I hope that this finds you and that you’ll be in touch! You were exactly the kind of person I would like to know! Disney Burbank people, if you read this and your co-worker fits this description, you’re lucky …and please pass this to him. 🙂 Thank U.


thatmattdude Expounded Thusly:

Hey! How do you know it wasn’t ME that was the object of such descriptive adoration and YOU were just the caucasian buddy that tagged along.

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 • 1:06pm • Permalink

Rodney ("All I got was a rock.") Expounded Thusly:

Gee – I am jealous. All I got this week was a vague promise from the aforemention straight, married man to take me to lunch (and I have to pay). No wonder I have been away for so long…my ego couldn’t take it. or my Eggo – whichever….

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 • 1:27pm • Permalink

Steve Expounded Thusly:

Matt, you are definitely a dark blond, surfer-type guy… Maybe he said “Asian” instead of “Cracker.” Well, I’ll pass his e-mail along to you if he answers!

And please, no jealousy. I’d hate to lose Rodney after just getting him back!

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 • 1:53pm • Permalink


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