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On a dark and gloomy day, some pictures of color. (Yes, I know what that sounds like. But I’m not changing it. I’m too lazy today. It’s much simpler to write a parenthetical aside than to go back and re-word the sentence.)
 

Burbank Rainbow

The only thing I can think to say about this is, “This was the scene today as a three-mile-long swath of banded light fell from the sky, killing 468 people and injuring thousands.”
 

My Grim Lunch

And the one thing I have to ask about this is, “Why?” As in, “Why even bother putting any vegetables in there at all?”
 

Now Less Horrible Tasting!

So much more than one thing to say, but I’ll limit it to two: “Yes, I recall last week before these came out that Doritos were much crappier tasting.” And: “Apparently, the better flavor was achieved through some miracle of electricity!”

Any comments on the unpalatability of my lunch may be sent care of this website.

2 Comments

SSneaky Expounded Thusly:

The Dorito group does not claim the right to electrocute or otherwise electrify their customers. Only a small, clinically negligible amount of electricty is used in the taste enhancement of the Dorito product line. The Dorito group is not responsible for any attempts to further improve their product by the introduction of increased electrical current by one or more of their consumers. All electricity should be handled with extreme care, including products made with electricity. Only trained electricians should handle Dorito products in their raw form. Any accident or injury as a result of disregard to this warning will be inadmissable in court.

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005 • 9:10am • Permalink

Steve (Legally Cleared) Expounded Thusly:

Thannk goodness for the lawyers! How would we handle electricity or flavorings without them?

Thursday, October 20th, 2005 • 9:11am • Permalink

 

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