I have to apologize for not writing much lately. After the Hawaii trip, I’ve been both busy and distracted. I promise The Wren Forum isn’t dying!

To make it up to y’all, here’s a fun juxtaposition of signage I saw while eating at the new Porto’s in Burbank:

Blurry at the edges, I know, but I think the message is clear. And when, oh, when does one not eat Chinese and feel freshly lubed inside?